Come in from the cold

It's cold out there, it's always cold out there. I hate going out in the winter, I'm always deseased and cold. As I sit here today I notice that although it is raining(not near any dams though), at least it's getting warmer. Every winter I become a bit of a recluse, it's been very hard this year, I've aquired more friends and for some strage reason they want to spend time with me. It's never in the day either, it's always at night when the cold is unbearable and my sickness is at it's worst. Thank god for spring, I can come out of hiding.

Who would you shag?

I was asked yesterday that if I could shag anyone in the world, who would I shag?
I pondered this question as no name jumped to mind, and in the end I had to say there was no one in the world I wanted to shag.
Don't think me weird for this comment, it's that I would like to be inlove with the person I'm shaging, and I don't love anyone, not enough to shag them. But don't let my modest morals hold you back. Who would you shag if you could?