They cannot be as bad as my chemistry jokes. I crack myself up and unfortunately, no one else....~Sara
A Buddhist Zen master went up to a hot dog vendor at a baseball gameand said, "Make me one with everything."When the Zen master paid with a twenty-dollar bill, the hot-dog vendorput the bill in the cash drawer."Where's my change?" the Zen master asked."Change must come from within, " the hot-dog vendor replied.
Must be stuff I haven't heard yet then *G*
Nice one ManonIt is alisso, I doubt I'd ever use this material on stage, I'd probably get beat up.
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They cannot be as bad as my chemistry jokes. I crack myself up and unfortunately, no one else....
~Sara
A Buddhist Zen master went up to a hot dog vendor at a baseball game
and said, "Make me one with everything."
When the Zen master paid with a twenty-dollar bill, the hot-dog vendor
put the bill in the cash drawer.
"Where's my change?" the Zen master asked.
"Change must come from within, " the hot-dog vendor replied.
Must be stuff I haven't heard yet then *G*
Nice one Manon
It is alisso, I doubt I'd ever use this material on stage, I'd probably get beat up.
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